The Weed Was Mine All Along

>get off work today >stop by gas station for a drink and some gas >leave the car running while I go inside some florida winter >while I'm looking around the fridge, I hear tires peel out in the parking lot >come out, my cars gone >call police, report stolen Fast forward ~25 min >cop calls me and says my car was found >apparently the thief was a 19 yo black dude that the cops noticed because he was sitting in a parting lot hotboxing my car >mfw he is looking at grand theft auto along with felony possession (over 30 grams) and another charge for intent to distribute >mfw he was on probation >mfw the weed was mine all along

A smug Pepe the Frog in a suit smokes a cigarette beneath a greentext story about accidentally leaving a car running at a gas station, having it stolen, and then learning that the thief was caught hotboxing it. The punchline is that the stolen car contained the narrator’s own large stash of weed, turning the theft into an unexpectedly convenient police recovery. EN: A smug Pepe the Frog in a suit smokes a cigarette beneath a greentext story about accidentally leaving a car running at a gas station, having it stolen, and then learning that the thief was caught hotboxing it. The punchline is that the stolen car contained the narrator’s own large stash of weed, turning the theft into an unexpectedly convenient police recovery.

• @eternalclassic / 16439 2022-07-21