Banana Peel Job Interview Advice

Whenever you have a job INTERVIEW, get there EARLY, and ALWAYS bring a banana PEEL. Put the banana PEEL in FRONT of the DOOR. Most of the OTHER applicants will AVOID the PEEL, pick it UP... or even COMPLAIN. That's HERD MENTALITY. Instead, STEP on the PEEL on your way IN. SLIP into the ROOM on the banana PEEL like you are wearing HEELIES. Your ability to ADAPT to the UNEXPECTED challenge of the PEEL demonstrates your CREATIVITY. Your having PREPARED the PEEL in ADVANCE demonstrates your FORESIGHT. What's MORE, if OTHER applicants do STEP on the PEEL... make sure you're there to CATCH them. That's LEADERSHIP. Agree? #leadership #interview #confidence #artofwar #suntzu #philosophy #career #excellence #dataengineering #discipline #creativity #hustler #job

A text-based social media meme gives absurd job interview advice centered on placing a banana peel by the door. It humorously reframes slipping, preparing a hazard, and catching other applicants as creativity, foresight, adaptability, and leadership, parodying corporate motivational language and interview self-help posts.

• @eternalclassic / 16253 2022-07-16