Normal Person Wants the Collider

Text on the meme

ONLY TWO WEEKS HAVE PASSED SINCE THE CERN WAS STARTED Please let me use the CERN large hadron collider I am normal and can be trusted with a demonic technology unlike anything the world has ever seen

What it means

A shadowy, grinning figure asks to use the CERN Large Hadron Collider while claiming to be normal and trustworthy. The joke exaggerates the danger of giving powerful scientific technology to someone who clearly looks sinister, with the caption suggesting that CERN has only just started and is already being treated recklessly as a demonic machine.

Objects

shadowy grinning figure / мрачная ухмыляющаяся фигура white eyes / белые глаза teeth / зубы black silhouette / чёрный силуэт Large Hadron Collider / Большой адронный коллайдер particle detector / детектор частиц underground laboratory / подземная лаборатория collider tunnel / туннель коллайдера scientific equipment / научное оборудование industrial machinery / промышленное оборудование inserted collider photographs / вставленные фотографии коллайдера black background / чёрный фон white caption text / белый текст подписи