My Life Before I Had a Phone

Text on the meme

my life before i had a phone

What it means

A montage shows Cristiano Ronaldo enjoying an absurdly active life before having a phone: playing soccer, swimming, playing pool, driving a race car, jogging, and doing tricks with a ball indoors. The joke is exaggerated nostalgia, pretending that life without a phone was an endless highlight reel of athletic activities. It is used as a humorous reaction to jokes about phones ruining real-life fun or productivity.

Who

Cristiano Ronaldo

Objects

man / мужчина soccer ball / футбольный мяч grass field / травяное поле swimming pool / бассейн pool cue / кий pool table / бильярдный стол race car / гоночный автомобиль racetrack / гоночная трасса blue shirt / синяя рубашка white shirt / белая футболка purple shirt / фиолетовая рубашка yellow-and-purple ball / жёлто-фиолетовый мяч framed sports photographs / фотографии спорта в рамках house interior / интерьер дома trees / деревья running / бег soccer / футбол swimming / плавание jogging / пробежка