Johnson Has to Have Something

>He's like a ghost sir... >What ever you do mean, Johnson? >He has no facebook, sir. >Well, *leans back in chair* some people don't. >No twitter. >Agai- >No instagram. >*leans forward slightly* >No reddit. >*sits up right* >No snapchat. >*rests chin on clasped hands* >No youtube account. >*furrows eyebrows* >No tumblr. No discord. N- >*slams table, spilling coffee* >DAMNIT JOHNSON HE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING! >W-well sir he... uhm. >*raises an eyebrow* Yes? >Images of cartoon frogs, sir. Lots of them. Lots of tiny variations. Angry frogs, sad frogs, happy frogs, indifferent frogs, surprised frogs, disturbed frogs, disgusted frogs, the list goes on... There's thousands of them, sir, tens of thousands. >What does it mean... ?

A green-text dialogue shows an authority figure interrogating Johnson about a person who has no social media accounts. Johnson finally reveals that the person has thousands of tiny variations of cartoon frog images, parodying obsessive internet meme collections and escalating the punchline from normal online habits to absurd frog hoarding. EN: A green-text dialogue shows an authority figure interrogating Johnson about a person who has no social media accounts. Johnson finally reveals that the person has thousands of tiny variations of cartoon frog images, parodying obsessive internet meme collections and escalating the punchline from normal online habits to absurd frog hoarding.

• @eternalclassic / 16008 2022-07-09