Why Don’t You Own a Horse?

Why don’t you own a horse? >reliable transport >0 emissions, only shit >runs on hay and water >can buy one for $1000 >costs around $750 a year to maintain health >if it collapses you can wait a few minutes and ride it 20 more miles >doesn’t require license, registration, or insurance >4x4 off road capability >can trample anyone in your way >you can drink and ride >makes you look like a badass cowboy Take the horsepill anon Nay

A text-heavy anonymous forum post lists absurd advantages of owning a horse, followed by an image of a horse with the caption “Nay.” The joke parodies persuasive internet posts and the “horse pill” idea, while the horse’s refusal punctures the exaggerated sales pitch. It is sent as an absurd reaction to someone enthusiastically promoting an impractical solution. EN: A text-heavy anonymous forum post lists absurd advantages of owning a horse, followed by an image of a horse with the caption “Nay.” The joke parodies persuasive internet posts and the “horse pill” idea, while the horse’s refusal punctures the exaggerated sales pitch. It is sent as an absurd reaction to someone enthusiastically promoting an impractical solution.

• @eternalclassic / 15925 2022-07-07