Brutal RoastMe Comment

/ Rant Me Your implants and cry for attention on here only highlight what you and everyone else already suspect... you are insecure. Likely your insecurity stems from always questioning if you really ever earned anything by merit. Most people probably hand you things because they like looking at you. But that's made you vapid, shallow, and unable to perform in any way that adds true value in the world. Your relationships are superficial. Your home life always has the shadow of doubt. Does he love you... or how you look? If you were disfigured, would anyone give you a second glance based on personality? That nagging feeling will keep you looking for validation. It keeps you going back for a nip, touch, and post photos online looking for praise or positive attention. It keeps you going back for a nip here and tuck there. Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags. You'll shift from being the center of attention to being part of a gaggle of women who make rude comments about younger girls because you feel jealous and rude comments about men who no longer pay attention to you. You'd be better served working on being a better person than hunting for attention on Reddit, but you'll likely die young and your grave will be about as shallow as your personality. I was going to jerk off to this photo. But now I have to jerk off to this comment. Jesus.

A woman in a black tank top holds a card inviting people to roast her on Reddit. Beneath the photo, a commenter delivers an extremely long, personal insult about her appearance, insecurity, relationships, and cosmetic surgery. The punchline is the final comment saying that the roast was so compelling he now wants to masturbate to the comment instead of the photo, making the exchange absurdly crude and over-the-top. EN: A woman in a black tank top holds a card inviting people to roast her on Reddit. Beneath the photo, a commenter delivers an extremely long, personal insult about her appearance, insecurity, relationships, and cosmetic surgery. The punchline is the final comment saying that the roast was so compelling he now wants to masturbate to the comment instead of the photo, making the exchange absurdly crude and over-the-top.

• @eternalclassic / 15919 2022-07-07