Two Streams Missing the Toilet
>be me, waking up at noon >Have to take a piss, waddle to bathroom >I pull my pants down a bit and pull my inchworm out of my groin fat >Begin to piss >It comes out as two streams and both go off either side missing the toilet entirely >I can't stop it >I finish pissing and there are two giant puddles on either side of my toilet >I start crying and go back to bed how was your day?
A green Pepe the Frog stares sadly beneath an anonymous greentext story about waking up at noon, urinating in two streams, missing the toilet, and crying afterward. The absurdly embarrassing bathroom mishap and deadpan “how was your day?” make it a self-deprecating reaction meme for sharing a terrible or humiliating experience.
Pepe the Frog / Пепе-лягушкаgreen frog face / зелёная морда лягушкиlarge eyes / большие глазаtears in eyes / слёзы в глазахorange lips / оранжевые губыgreentext post / пост с гринтекстомtoilet / туалетbathroom / ванная комнатаurine puddles / лужи мочиbed / кроватьcomputer screenshot / скриншот с компьютера
- @eternalclassic / 15868 2022-07-06
- Template
- Sad Pepe
- Type
- image
- Size
- 652×800 · 78.1 KiB
- Mood
- sad, absurd
- Language
- en
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