Technically Not a Punch

Has anyone here ever punched someone? Like properly? I did once years ago, but he was really rude and getting in my face. And I was very drunk admittedly. Also I was driving so it wasn't really a 'punch'. Basically I ran over a child with my car.

A black-and-white man sits in a car with a bottle hanging from his hand, while a post above describes supposedly punching someone. The punchline is the absurdly literal correction that he did not punch the person at all—he ran over a child with his car—making the confession darkly humorous and wildly inappropriate. It is used as a reaction to jokes about technicalities, drunken stories, or escalating absurdity.

• @eternalclassic / 15791 2022-07-04