Massive Fart Through the Wall

>10 years old and staying with family over christmas >room I'm staying in has thin walls that reverber when you touch them hard enough >get massive farts from christmas lunch >later that evening decide to press my ass to the wall and let loose >entire wall shakes from my brap >room feels like it's echoing my fart for a good few seconds after I'm done >keep doing it every time I need to fart because I'm mesmerized >it's been a few days and my family have asked me if they've heard any strange sounds coming from my room >say no but keep doing it >night before we leave I get a massive fart built up in me >press my ass to the wall and let loose >didn't hear that my uncle was in the hall when I did it >hear him shout "what is that fucking noise!?" as he enters the room >sees me pants down, ass against his wall, moments after I ripped a fart that would knock down Thor himself >he tells everyone in my family >still get called wall farter until this day I was a fucking retarded kid

A young person staying with family for Christmas discovers that the thin walls in their room echo loudly. After repeatedly pressing their bare bottom against the wall to amplify enormous farts, they are caught by their uncle and permanently nicknamed the “wall farter.” The joke is an absurd, disgusting family story told in the style of an anonymous greentext confession. EN: A young person staying with family for Christmas discovers that the thin walls in their room echo loudly. After repeatedly pressing their bare bottom against the wall to amplify enormous farts, they are caught by their uncle and permanently nicknamed the “wall farter.” The joke is an absurd, disgusting family story told in the style of an anonymous greentext confession.

• @eternalclassic / 15783 2022-07-04