Mega Virgin Sitcom Gets Laid

>be me >with grandma >she's watching big bang theory >such shit >woman on tv says to guy "find out what cologne her father wears if you want to have coitus with her" >hmm >been hanging out with this one girl who's really close with her father >met her dad before so I ask him what cologne he uses >tells me and I get the same one and use it >takes 5 days before me and girl have sex >it was her first time >mega virgin sitcom got me laid All in a days work

A smug Pepe wearing glasses reads a greentext story about a socially awkward virgin using advice from The Big Bang Theory to impress a girl by wearing her father’s cologne. The joke is the absurdly effective and manipulative sitcom-inspired plan, ending with the boast that a “mega virgin” finally had sex after only five days. EN: A smug Pepe wearing glasses reads a greentext story about a socially awkward virgin using advice from The Big Bang Theory to impress a girl by wearing her father’s cologne. The joke is the absurdly effective and manipulative sitcom-inspired plan, ending with the boast that a “mega virgin” finally had sex after only five days.

• @eternalclassic / 15776 2022-07-04