Wife Climbs on Top

>Be me >Have wife with giant tits (were talking like 36K) and a dump truck ass. >Sex is amazing >Always want her to try being on top but she's too shy/timid >One night after 3 years of marriage she climbs on top of me while we're doing foreplay >Starts riding me and then lays forward smothering me with her huge tits. >It's even hotter than I ever imagined >I finish quickly but she keeps going >Getting harder to breathe >About to pass out but don't want her to be scared of getting on top again so I let her keep going >Just before I succumb to the abyss she moans and raises up before getting off of me >Says it was the best sex we ever had >mfw I want her to try sitting on my face next So I'm confounded on whether I should just accept possible death by snu snu or if I should tell my wife I almost passed out and potentially make her too afraid to try being on top again? Any thoughts /b/ros? >>866748419 (OP) # Is there a better way to Die?

A 4chan-style greentext describes a man whose wife finally rides him after years of shyness, but her weight and huge breasts nearly suffocate him. He hides the danger because the sex is so good, then asks whether he should accept possible “death by snu snu” and even fantasizes about her sitting on his face. The joke is an absurd exaggeration of choosing erotic pleasure over survival, paired with a deadpan reaction image. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes a man whose wife finally rides him after years of shyness, but her weight and huge breasts nearly suffocate him. He hides the danger because the sex is so good, then asks whether he should accept possible “death by snu snu” and even fantasizes about her sitting on his face. The joke is an absurd exaggeration of choosing erotic pleasure over survival, paired with a deadpan reaction image.

• @eternalclassic / 15774 2022-07-04