Urinal Rating Gone Wrong

>go up to someone at urinal >stand beside them >start rating their piss >the color is kinda dark, you should drink more water >the sound is nice and rhythmic, you really know what youre doing >your stream is consistent too >overall a 6/10, your splashback could be reduced >leave >dont pee >dont poo >dont wash hands

A muscular man sits in a tiled bathroom while a green text post describes loudly rating another person's urinal performance, then giving terrible hygiene advice. The punchline is the absurd reversal: after intrusively judging someone else's urination, he tells them not to pee, poop, or wash their hands. EN: A muscular man sits in a tiled bathroom while a green text post describes loudly rating another person's urinal performance, then giving terrible hygiene advice. The punchline is the absurd reversal: after intrusively judging someone else's urination, he tells them not to pee, poop, or wash their hands.

• @eternalclassic / 15731 2022-07-03