The Only Skinny One

I'm the only one in my family (...) >have a big family >by big, I need big individually >most of the men are buff, muscly but strongfat, like a blue collar worker >the women are all fat as fuck and relatively tall >all the guys in my family are into fat women >all this applies to my parents, brothers, sisters, cousins, etc. stretching back four generations as far as we know >I'm the only one in my family who is skinny >and I'm also the only one who likes skinny women >finally get a gf at age 22 >she's the shy type, probably 5'2, skinny (ofc) >make the mistake of bringing her to my house >my dad keeps joking about how tiny she is, and says that she needs to eat more >gf whispers to me and asks if she can leave

A 4chan-style text post describes a man from a large family where everyone is tall, muscular or fat, and all the men are attracted to fat women. He brings his short, skinny girlfriend home, and his father’s jokes about her size make her want to leave. The joke comes from the absurd family-wide preference and the awkward clash between the girlfriend and his relatives. EN: A 4chan-style text post describes a man from a large family where everyone is tall, muscular or fat, and all the men are attracted to fat women. He brings his short, skinny girlfriend home, and his father’s jokes about her size make her want to leave. The joke comes from the absurd family-wide preference and the awkward clash between the girlfriend and his relatives.

• @eternalclassic / 15662 2022-07-01