Official Dallas Cowboys Sniper

what’s your job? “oh i’m the official sniper for the dallas cowboys” Not abnormal, there are snipers at most large sporting events. The Dallas Cowboys stadium has special eagles nests built for it.

A screenshot of a social media post jokes that someone’s job is being the official sniper for the Dallas Cowboys, showing a sniper rifle positioned inside a stadium. The follow-up claims this is normal and that the stadium has special eagle nests, absurdly reframing a suspicious sniper position as a bird nest. It is used as a surreal reaction to suspicious, overly specific, or implausible explanations.

• @eternalclassic / 15568 2022-06-28