Why Not All Three?
“Why aren’t Adepta Sororitas recruited as Space Marines?” Because the Astartes is male dominated? Because the Imperium has a bigot problem? Because they are biologically incompatible, and a formidable fighting force in their own right? Why not all 3? (Ladies. Please DM me if you wish to reward me with pussy. A mere crumb m’lady. Please)
A fake social-media post asks why the Adepta Sororitas are not recruited as Space Marines, listing several serious in-universe explanations before answering, “Why not all 3?” The punchline is undercut by the final desperate, sexually suggestive plea for female attention, parodying an overly thirsty Warhammer fan. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone giving multiple plausible explanations or making an awkwardly horny argument.
social media post / пост в соцсетиprofile avatar / аватар профиляtext post / текстовый постquotation marks / кавычкиAdepta Sororitas reference / упоминание Адепта СороритасSpace Marines reference / упоминание космодесантниковWarhammer 40,000 reference / отсылка к Warhammer 40,000female soldiers / женщины-солдатыmale-dominated military / мужская военная структураImperium / ИмпериумAstartes / Астартесmilitary force / военная силаquestion marks / вопросительные знакиparenthetical aside / ремарка в скобкахsexual innuendo / сексуальный намёк
- @eternalclassic / 15324 2022-06-22
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- absurd, horny
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- en
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