FBI Agent Saves Lives

Write a 4chan greentext about being an FBI agent >be me >be FBI agent >get call from boss >"We've got a new case for you, it's a doozy" >go to meet boss >he tells me about a terrorist organization >we think they're planning an attack >I'm the only one who can stop them >I go undercover as a member of the organization >wait for weeks, nothing happens >finally, they give me a mission >I'm to plant a bomb at the local mall >I know this is my chance >I plant the bomb and wait >it goes off, hundreds of people are killed >as I walk away, I hear sirens in the distance >I smile to myself, knowing I've just saved lives

A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of an FBI agent who infiltrates a terrorist organization and is ordered to plant a bomb in a mall. The absurd punchline is that he causes a mass killing, then convinces himself he has saved lives, parodying incompetent undercover logic and dark self-justification. EN: A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of an FBI agent who infiltrates a terrorist organization and is ordered to plant a bomb in a mall. The absurd punchline is that he causes a mass killing, then convinces himself he has saved lives, parodying incompetent undercover logic and dark self-justification.

• @eternalclassic / 15293 2022-06-21