I'm Not Gay, But...

Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone for a few days >We've been best friends for a year now >Been drinking a bit and playing lots of video games and ordered a pizza >We were having a blast >At a certain point in the night like around 9:00 he makes a really funny joke that I don't remember but I know that it made us both laugh really hard >With out thinking I brush my right hand through his semi-curly black hair and call him a funny boy >He blushes >I realize I'm feeling flustered >We're kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together and fall asleep >Wake up in the middle of the night with his head snuggled up on my chest and neck area >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. How do I let my best friend down nicely? I don’t want to be a faggot /b/ 4chan mfs can tell the cutest and most adorable gay story and half way through they say the worst slurs imaginable A lotus flower and its buried roots cannot exist separately and hope to survive

На скриншоте 4chan автор подробно описывает романтическую ночь с лучшим другом, но в конце упрямо заявляет, что он не гомосексуал. Шутка построена на очевидном противоречии между событиями и отрицанием автора, а комментарии усиливают абсурд и высмеивают гомофобные оговорки. EN: A 4chan poster describes a romantic night with his best friend in detail, yet stubbornly insists at the end that he is not homosexual. The joke comes from the obvious contradiction between the events and the denial, while the comments heighten the absurdity and mock the homophobic disclaimer.

• @eternalclassic / 15190 2022-06-19