The Classroom Bathroom Disaster

>>63183798 (OP) # >sophomore year >sitting in geography class nothing special >try to let out a fart >for some reason all the muscles in my anus decide to call it quits for the day >torrent of rancid and burning diarrhea flows from my ass >literally cannot stop it >the stench is so potent people have to leave the classroom >school has to call an ambulance for me it was so bad >turns out some of the chicken in the cafeteria was undercooked and it adamantly disagreed with my stomach >take week off of school and dread going back because ill forever be known as the guy who shit his pants >come back to find the classroom is still off limits because they had to recarpet the entire thing and replace some of the drywall >since it was spring the class was held outside until the room was done >classmates treat me like a legend for having such toxic shit I got an entire room remodeled and getting class in the fresh air Could have went worse I guess

A green frog-like cartoon character appears below a long 4chan-style greentext story about a student suffering catastrophic diarrhea in geography class after eating undercooked cafeteria chicken. The classroom must be recarpeted and partly rebuilt, while classmates ironically treat him as a legend for causing the disaster and getting outdoor lessons. It is sent as an absurd reaction to an embarrassing situation that somehow produces an unexpectedly positive outcome. EN: A green frog-like cartoon character appears below a long 4chan-style greentext story about a student suffering catastrophic diarrhea in geography class after eating undercooked cafeteria chicken. The classroom must be recarpeted and partly rebuilt, while classmates ironically treat him as a legend for causing the disaster and getting outdoor lessons. It is sent as an absurd reaction to an embarrassing situation that somehow produces an unexpectedly positive outcome.

• @eternalclassic / 15182 2022-06-19