Farting Until Roommate Dies

>be me >just fart on my roommates door >he's in the other room >he starts laughing so hard he snorts >I just keep farting >he's now crying from laughter >I just keep farting >his eyes start watering >I just keep farting >he's now begging me to stop >I just keep farting >he's now foaming at the mouth >I just keep farting >he's now convulsing on the floor >I just keep farting >he's now dead >I just keep farting >his body starts to decompose >I just keep farting >I'm now the only one left in the apartment >I just keep farting ah sweet horrors beyond my comprehension

A greentext narrator keeps farting outside his roommate’s door while the roommate’s laughter escalates into crying, convulsions, death, and decomposition. The punchline is the absurdly emotionless repetition of “I just keep farting,” followed by Peter Griffin’s horrified reaction to the incomprehensible situation.

• @eternalclassic / 15135 2022-06-17