Assassin Website Sting Operation

>be me, 28, suicidal >too pussy to kill myself >find out you can hire an assassin on the dark web >get onion browser >find assassin website >assassin costs upwards of 500 bucks >pay assassin 1500 to kill me >”this is a very special hit for you. i want you to kill me. I will do anything to get killed by another person” >1 week passes >get email >from the assassin website >”we’re very sorry to hear about the situation you’re going through. this website is actually a sting operation run by the fbi to catch losers who place hits on people etc etc” >they refund my money and give me suicide help resources

A greentext post describes a 28-year-old man trying to hire an assassin to kill him, only to discover that the website is an FBI sting operation. The punchline is that his desperate plan fails completely, his money is refunded, and he is given suicide-prevention resources instead. The image below shows a serious-looking man from Hitman, reinforcing the darkly absurd assassination theme. EN: A greentext post describes a 28-year-old man trying to hire an assassin to kill him, only to discover that the website is an FBI sting operation. The punchline is that his desperate plan fails completely, his money is refunded, and he is given suicide-prevention resources instead. The image below shows a serious-looking man from Hitman, reinforcing the darkly absurd assassination theme.

• @eternalclassic / 15123 2022-06-17