GPT-3 Greentext Generator Goes Wrong

generating greentexts with gpt3 and holy fuck >I'm 6'5" and 240lbs >I'm only 12 years old >I can bench press my dad >go to school one day >teacher asks me to participate in a spelling bee >I'm not very good at spelling >I spell 's-t-e-r-o-i-d-s' >the whole class erupts in laughter >the teacher then gently informs me that can teleport people >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >I say "sure, why not" >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >I look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >fuckno.png >take a shower >get out >hair is still dry >wtf.png >put on a hat >go outside >see a guy with a dry head >he's bald >occasionally have to go down there and check if >the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit >is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a >regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how"

A screenshot shows GPT-3 generating several absurd 4chan-style green-text stories, including a spelling bee, a trip to the moon, dry hair after a shower, and a bottomless pit that stops being bottomless. The joke is that the AI produces increasingly nonsensical, deadpan scenarios with abrupt punchlines, parodying low-quality greentext generation. EN: A screenshot shows GPT-3 generating several absurd 4chan-style green-text stories, including a spelling bee, a trip to the moon, dry hair after a shower, and a bottomless pit that stops being bottomless. The joke is that the AI produces increasingly nonsensical, deadpan scenarios with abrupt punchlines, parodying low-quality greentext generation.

• @eternalclassic / 15036 2022-06-15