Dry Hair Greentext Spiral

write me a 4chan greentext >wake up >my hair is dry >fuckno.png >take a shower >get out >hair is still dry >wtf.png >put on a hat >go outside >see a guy with a dry head >he's bald >bald.png >realize I'm bald >bald.png >cry myself to sleep

A 4chan-style greentext describes someone waking up with dry hair, showering, putting on a hat, and eventually realizing that the “dry head” is actually baldness. The joke is the escalating misunderstanding and the repeated image-file reactions, ending in melodramatic crying; it works as a reaction to suddenly discovering an obvious personal problem. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes someone waking up with dry hair, showering, putting on a hat, and eventually realizing that the “dry head” is actually baldness. The joke is the escalating misunderstanding and the repeated image-file reactions, ending in melodramatic crying; it works as a reaction to suddenly discovering an obvious personal problem.

• @eternalclassic / 15036 2022-06-15