Teleported to the Moon

write me a 4chan greentext >watching tv, some dude has a machine >that can teleport people >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >dude teleports back to earth, leaving me stranded on the moon

A 4chan-style greentext narrator agrees to test a teleportation machine and travels with its owner to the moon. The owner teleports back after showing him the barren wasteland, leaving the narrator stranded there. The joke is the absurd betrayal and the narrator’s disastrously casual decision to say “sure, why not.”

• @eternalclassic / 15036 2022-06-15