Bottomless Pit Supervisor

write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of a supervisor responsible for keeping a bottomless pit bottomless. When the pit develops a bottom, the boss simply tells him to fix it without explaining how, so he quits and becomes a regular pit supervisor—only to discover that the new hole is bottomless too. The joke comes from absurd circular logic and an impossible workplace responsibility.

• @eternalclassic / 15036 2022-06-15