SpongeBob sleepover with Kevin James

>be me, 36 >SpongeBob addict >Own seasons 1-4 and movie on DVD >Every episode memorized >Feeling depressed one night >Drugs, >Start getting sleepy but then I get a knock on the door >It's SpongeBob and Patrick >They lay me down and tuck me in bed >SpongeBob says, I love you anon you're my best friend, and kisses me on the cheek >Tells me to go to sleep >I start crying saying I don't want him to go, I'm depressed and it's boring without him >He says, I'm never leaving, Patrick and I will still be here in the morning >I wake up, my doors wide open, pants off >House has been completely robbed, all except for my SpongeBob collection >Mfw KEVIN JAMES ZOOKEEPER Don't talk to the animals...Unless they talk to you first!

A greentext story describes a depressed SpongeBob fan who imagines SpongeBob and Patrick comforting him during the night. He wakes up to discover that his house was robbed, but his SpongeBob collection was left untouched, making the absurd situation funny. The lower image is a parody-style ZooKeeper poster starring Kevin James surrounded by animals, reinforcing the SpongeBob-and-Patrick fantasy as a surreal reaction meme.

• @eternalclassic / 14992 2022-06-14