Freebirthing in the Ocean

imagine you give birth in the ocean and the umbilical cord snaps and your child floats away or a shark eats it right away obsessed with this women who recently freebirthed in the ocean

A screenshot shows a woman kneeling in shallow ocean water while holding a newborn, alongside another image of her apparently giving birth in the surf. The joke exaggerates the dangers of ocean birth, imagining the umbilical cord snapping, the baby floating away, or being eaten by a shark; it is shared as an absurd reaction to extreme freebirthing. EN: A screenshot shows a woman kneeling in shallow ocean water while holding a newborn, alongside another image of her apparently giving birth in the surf. The joke exaggerates the dangers of ocean birth, imagining the umbilical cord snapping, the baby floating away, or being eaten by a shark; it is shared as an absurd reaction to extreme freebirthing.

• @eternalclassic / 14729 2022-06-06