The Whole Trifecta

Hi “Hi”? That’s it? I don’t generally respond to anyone who doesn’t at least write a few sentences to grab my attention or make me laugh. I don’t got that kinda time, ya feel me? So I clicked on your profile fully prepared to talk some shit. And then I noticed 2 things. 1) you’re a Scorpio too. 2) you have a cat. And then holy shit as I scrolled back up I noticed you have the whole trifecta thing going for you. 6’4” is my jam. And you’re 6’5”. So Hi Matthew.

A woman receives a simple “Hi” in a messaging app and responds with an absurdly long message explaining that the sender has the perfect combination: being a Scorpio, having a cat, and being tall. The joke is exaggerated romantic enthusiasm and the contrast between the tiny greeting and the elaborate reply. EN: A woman receives a simple “Hi” in a messaging app and responds with an absurdly long message explaining that the sender has the perfect combination: being a Scorpio, having a cat, and being tall. The joke is exaggerated romantic enthusiasm and the contrast between the tiny greeting and the elaborate reply.

• @eternalclassic / 14645 2022-06-04