Death Talks Like a Shitposter

Villains: *talks politely in old english* Death: *talks like a shitposter on social media*

A dark anime-style clip shows the skeletal villain Death confronting Trevor Belmont in a stormy, hellish setting. The joke contrasts stereotypical villains who speak in archaic, elegant English with Death’s sudden modern internet slang and profanity, making the terrifying character sound like an unhinged social-media shitposter. The audio’s ominous music and escalating hostile monologue amplify the absurd contrast.

Why is it that only human hands can reach into hell? Don't you think that's weirdly fucked up? I can't do it. I was put here at the dawn of life on Earth to feed on the last breath of every one of you fuckers. I'm a little more than a thing. You don't make anything, you don't live, you just eat and hide. Is there a point to this? Are you dictating your fucking obituary to me, Belmont? I'm going to eat your soul. Shit it out and use it to smother your fucking girlfriend to death.

• @eternalclassic / 14434 2022-05-30