Morb Slander Detected

MORBIUS EXCLUSIVELY IN MOVIE THEATERS NOW PLAYING MORBIUS WELL ACTUALLY WALTER I THINK THE BATMAN WAS A BETTER MOVIE THE BATMAN MORB SLANDER DETECTED OPINION REJECTED

A man enthusiastically praises Morbius in a promotional interview clip, claiming he has watched it dozens of times and even loves its dance scene. A sudden cut shows Patrick Bateman saying that The Batman was better, followed by Walter White pointing a gun with the verdict “MORB SLANDER DETECTED — OPINION REJECTED.” The joke parodies exaggerated Morbius fan enthusiasm and treats any criticism of the famously mocked film as an attack requiring immediate rejection. EN: A man enthusiastically praises Morbius in a promotional interview clip, claiming he has watched it dozens of times and even loves its dance scene. A sudden cut shows Patrick Bateman saying that The Batman was better, followed by Walter White pointing a gun with the verdict “MORB SLANDER DETECTED — OPINION REJECTED.” The joke parodies exaggerated Morbius fan enthusiasm and treats any criticism of the famously mocked film as an attack requiring immediate rejection.

Morbis is the best film I've ever seen. I've watched Morbis at least 66 times so far. Three times every day. In the film you get to see how Dr. Michael Morbis manages his illness of a rare blood disorder and it's evident that no CGI was actually used in the film. All of it is real. Spoiler alert, but one of my favorite scenes is when the character does a funny dance. Definitely the most underrated movie of all time. Well actually, Walter, I think Batman was a better movie. What the?

• @eternalclassic / 14327 2022-05-28