I Decide When You Pee-Pee

What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever witnessed? We were doing a math final. They made huge deal of saying everyone should use the restroom etc, saying you’d fail if you got out of your seat before your test was done. About halfway through the exam a girl two seats ahead, and one to the left, starts peeing relentlessly. She didn’t stop taking the exam, look at anyone or try and leave. She released easily 20 oz of fluid. Urine was spilling out of the chair like a faucet for probably 15-20 seconds. Everyone’s looking at her, the teacher visibly mouths “what the FUCK”. No one knows what to do. This poor girl just finished her exam, probably another 20 minutes’ worth, and left. Nooo I decide when you go pee-pee! I decide when. You decide where.

A Reddit post describes a student who obeyed a strict no-leaving rule during a math exam so literally that she continued taking the test while urinating in her chair. The bottom comic turns the story into an absurd authoritarian joke: the person controls when to pee, while the student chooses where it happens. EN: A Reddit post describes a student who obeyed a strict no-leaving rule during a math exam so literally that she continued taking the test while urinating in her chair. The bottom comic turns the story into an absurd authoritarian joke: the person controls when to pee, while the student chooses where it happens.

• @eternalclassic / 14321 2022-05-28