Thank You Cartel Man

>be me >Mexican >depressed and suicidal, but don’t want my death to look like a suicide >realize that elections are happening soon and get an idea >enter the race on a strong anti-crime platform, and say that I will pass laws to combat organized crime and drug trafficking in Mexico >a few days later, a nice cartel man knocks on my door and shoots me in the head Thank you cartel man

An imageboard-style text joke shows a supposedly Mexican political candidate who runs on an anti-crime platform and is then killed by a cartel member. The punchline is the sarcastic “Thank you cartel man,” paired with a smug Pepe wearing a sombrero, implying that the murder conveniently solves his suicidal wish while mocking cartel violence and political danger in Mexico. EN: An imageboard-style text joke shows a supposedly Mexican political candidate who runs on an anti-crime platform and is then killed by a cartel member. The punchline is the sarcastic “Thank you cartel man,” paired with a smug Pepe wearing a sombrero, implying that the murder conveniently solves his suicidal wish while mocking cartel violence and political danger in Mexico.

• @eternalclassic / 14314 2022-05-27