It's Morbin Time Dating Advice

You’re taking a relaxing stroll through a park and see this young woman. How do you open? >approach young woman with intent >stare her down until she engages >don't respond until she starts to become afraid >yell "IT'S MORBIN TIME!", catchphrase of Dr Morbius from Morbius, one of the movies ever made >"what?" >punch her in the face and run into the woods

A screenshot of a social media post shows a young woman sitting outdoors in a park, followed by a reply describing an absurd and violent attempt to approach her. The punchline references the infamous “Morbin Time” meme from the film Morbius and escalates into deliberately nonsensical advice, making it suitable as an absurd reaction to an awkward situation. EN: A screenshot of a social media post shows a young woman sitting outdoors in a park, followed by a reply describing an absurd and violent attempt to approach her. The punchline references the infamous “Morbin Time” meme from the film Morbius and escalates into deliberately nonsensical advice, making it suitable as an absurd reaction to an awkward situation.

• @eternalclassic / 14194 2022-05-25