Free Lunch Fridays Gone Wrong

My work has "free lunch fridays" where everyone places an order from a sub place or pizza and the company pays for it. Half the fun of working there, and I wish I'd started doing this the first week I got here, is eating as many people's lunches as I can while off camera and acting shocked and confused when a bunch of normies are furious about how their food is gone. I ate like 80 dollars worth of panera today and I saw someone crying because their lunch was missing. Shit was so cash

An anonymous worker describes secretly eating coworkers' company-paid lunches during “free lunch Fridays” and pretending to be confused when people discover their food is missing. The smoking, deadpan character emphasizes the absurd satisfaction and shamelessness of the prank, making it a reaction to petty mischief or unapologetic trolling. EN: An anonymous worker describes secretly eating coworkers' company-paid lunches during “free lunch Fridays” and pretending to be confused when people discover their food is missing. The smoking, deadpan character emphasizes the absurd satisfaction and shamelessness of the prank, making it a reaction to petty mischief or unapologetic trolling.

• @eternalclassic / 14132 2022-05-24