Citizen Pick Up That Ass
CITIZEN.... PICK UP THAT ASS.... NOW THROW IT BACK.... MAKE IT JIGGLE.... DAMN........ KEEP GOING
A Combine soldier in a gas mask commands a citizen to pick up and shake their backside, turning an intimidating dystopian scene into a crude dance instruction. The joke comes from the contrast between the serious Half-Life 2 setting and the absurdly suggestive command, making it useful as an ironic reaction to encouragement or relentless instructions.
Combine soldiers / солдаты Альянсаgas masks / противогазыtactical uniforms / тактическая формаbaton / дубинкаchain-link fence / сетчатый заборbarbed wire / колючая проволокаconcrete room / бетонное помещениеwindow / окноindustrial lighting / промышленное освещениеtile floor / плиточный полdark blue armor / тёмно-синяя броня
- @eternalclassic / 14071 2022-05-23
- Type
- image
- Size
- 734×800 · 97.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, suggestive
- Language
- en
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