Air Traffic Control Gone Wrong

Weed-Sniffer 11, on standby Taintickler 2-1 reporting in, awaiting link up bumbum69, coming in hot

A video montage shows animated pilots and bizarre aircraft flying around an airfield and over the ocean while radio-style captions introduce increasingly ridiculous call signs, including “Weed-Sniffer,” “Taintickler,” and “bumbum69.” The absurdly serious military-aviation presentation clashes with the vulgar names, while PROJECT ACES & Bandai Namco Game Music’s intense instrumental track “Daredevil” makes the joke feel like an overdramatic fighter-jet operation. It works as a reaction to chaotic roll calls, exaggerated missions, or a group chat becoming completely unhinged.

All call signs check in. This is PooPoo2 standing by. This is Ram Ranch 1A off the line. She got one on standby. You got two people. Pull me up on your six. I am ready for coordinates all up. Folks, you're next. This is Shitnose 7. We are inbound ready for orders. Waits in the middle. On standby. People, 4608 coordinates. Sheik, Pesto, T5, on the station and at room surface. In to your two ones. Boarding in. Waiting link up. Bum bum 69 coming in ho! Be careful, scanning bug! This is Jag 97! Who happens hot? Peter Puncher on standby. This is Monkey Four, ready to hook up some boogas.

♪ PROJECT ACES & Bandai Namco Game Music — Daredevil

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