Pepe Escapes Dating Disaster

>be me >meet some girl on tinder >not that attracted to her but she's my only match >we see each other, don't kiss or anything but she wants to keep seeing each other >realize I'm only doing this cause I have no else but I don't really want to date her >panic.exe >don't know how to stop contact and I'm too much of a pussy to just straight up tell her I don't wanna see her >keep pretending everything is alright until she gets tired of me or some divine intervention happens >be days later >she says she's having covid symptoms >that's perfect cause that means I won't be seeing her for a least two weeks so I can relax a little >she has breathing problems so she gets hospitalized >days later learn through her fb wall that she passed away >no longer feel anxious that was a close one anons. I would've married her out of social awkwardness I'm happy for your loss, anon.

A green Pepe the Frog sits at a laptop after reading an anonymous forum post about a socially awkward man who avoids telling his Tinder date he is not interested. The woman dies after becoming seriously ill, and the narrator feels relieved because the dating problem is finally over, making the punchline extremely dark and absurd. The reply “I’m happy for your loss, anon.” adds ironic forum humor. EN: A green Pepe the Frog sits at a laptop after reading an anonymous forum post about a socially awkward man who avoids telling his Tinder date he is not interested. The woman dies after becoming seriously ill, and the narrator feels relieved because the dating problem is finally over, making the punchline extremely dark and absurd. The reply “I’m happy for your loss, anon.” adds ironic forum humor.

• @eternalclassic / 13762 2022-05-16