Friendzoned by a Prostitute

>19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks dick for money sometimes >wanna get my first blowjob >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit nd talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your dick feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the fuck is wrong with me

An anonymous man meets a local OnlyFans creator and prostitute, expecting to pay for a sexual encounter, but she rejects the money and says she would rather be friends. The punchline is that he gets friendzoned even by someone who normally has sex for money, making his romantic failure absurdly extreme. The crying Pepe image emphasizes his disbelief and humiliation as a reaction to an impossible level of rejection.

• @eternalclassic / 13742 2022-05-16