Bitcoin Dip Panic

Your purchase for $37,627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your account! coinbase I bought $37,627.17 worth of Bitcoin today. You all told me to "buy the dip". Well, fuck it, at noon today I called my bank to unlock my spending limit so I could buy. This is 95% of my savings. I barely have enough money for rent and food this month. Since I bought, Bitcoin has dropped another $2,000. You have no idea how hard it is to type this and not have a panic attack. I'm not fucking around with you when I say I need this money or I'm going to be homeless. I need you all to be serious with me and tell me when I can expect returns. I'd be happy even with just a 2x return. Please level with me. I've got a family and we've got bills.

A screenshot shows a Coinbase Bitcoin purchase for $37,627.17 above a desperate message from someone who invested nearly all their savings after being told to “buy the dip.” The joke is the extreme panic and immediate loss after the purchase, making fun of reckless crypto investing and asking internet commenters for financial reassurance. The crying pink Wojak at the bottom intensifies the absurdity and despair. EN: A screenshot shows a Coinbase Bitcoin purchase for $37,627.17 above a desperate message from someone who invested nearly all their savings after being told to “buy the dip.” The joke is the extreme panic and immediate loss after the purchase, making fun of reckless crypto investing and asking internet commenters for financial reassurance. The crying pink Wojak at the bottom intensifies the absurdity and despair.

• @eternalclassic / 13705 2022-05-15