LUNA Millionaire Missed Opportunity

>>48770020 (OP) # If you bought $50 worth of LUNA at the very literal bottom which it was 0.00000011 for a good five minutes, you could've gotten 454,545,454.54 coins. Those coins at the time of typing this post would be worth 45K right now. And at that 0.002 spike, they'd be worth 910k. You heard it right. You could've become almost a millionaire three hours ago if you bought the equivalent of a trip to the grocery store worth on LUNA yesterday. But no. You decided to laugh with the rest of the BTC and ETH maxis instead of betting a small amount of money. Not selling until 1c, f[occluded]gots.

A cryptocurrency forum post jokes about missing a brief bottom in LUNA, which later experienced a dramatic price spike. The speaker claims that a tiny grocery-store-sized investment could have become nearly a million dollars, mocking Bitcoin and Ethereum maximalists for refusing to gamble on the crash. It is used as a humorous reaction to missed investment opportunities and hindsight regret.

• @eternalclassic / 13663 2022-05-14