Goldfish Have Built-In Dementia

It’s probably a good thing that goldfish have such short memories. Imagine being in their shoes >you are separated from all your friends in the tank & dumped into a small bowl by yourself >you’ll get a treasure chest and maybe a mini-castle if you’re lucky >all you get to do for fun is swim around these things >your shit just floats around your home, and you sometimes feel compelled to eat it >there’s also a 90% chance that your owner will be a small child who will probably forget to feed you, leaving you to die of starvation It’s a good thing they pretty much have built-in dementia so they don’t fully realize what a living hell their existence is.

Текст мрачно и абсурдно описывает жизнь золотой рыбки: её отделяют от друзей, сажают в маленькую миску, дают игрушечный замок, а затем забывают кормить. Шутка в том, что короткая память якобы спасает рыбку от осознания ужасных условий её существования; внизу показана грустно выглядящая нарисованная рыба. EN: The text bleakly and absurdly describes a goldfish’s life: it is separated from its friends, placed in a small bowl, given a toy castle, and then forgotten by its owner. The joke is that its short memory supposedly saves it from realizing how awful its existence is; a sad-looking drawn fish is shown below.

• @eternalclassic / 13465 2022-05-10