Tesco Health Potion Quest

MEDIA MASHUPS PRESENT ROLEPLAYING GUY I've got a sword. No, I work at Tesco. some stealth HALT CITIZEN! Health elixir, potion

A first-person role-player walks through a sunny park holding an oversized sword, stopping a passerby and asking for a health potion. After trying to trade the sword and using stealth, he discovers that the passerby works at Tesco and eventually offers him a pink bottle labeled as a health elixir potion. The joke comes from treating an ordinary walk and Tesco worker like a fantasy RPG quest, with the dead-serious roleplay contrasted against peaceful nature music by Nature Sound Emporium, “Evening Bird Song - Nature Sounds for Relaxation, Meditation & Sleep 3,” an ambient nature-sounds track. EN: A first-person role-player walks through a sunny park holding an oversized sword, stopping a passerby and asking for a health potion. After trying to trade the sword and using stealth, he discovers that the passerby works at Tesco and eventually offers him a pink bottle labeled as a health elixir potion. The joke comes from treating an ordinary walk and Tesco worker like a fantasy RPG quest, with the dead-serious roleplay contrasted against peaceful nature music by Nature Sound Emporium, “Evening Bird Song - Nature Sounds for Relaxation, Meditation & Sleep 3,” an ambient nature-sounds track.

Halt citizen Do you have anything to trade? I'm looking to craft a health potion. How mean sorry How about this? I've got a sword. I can trade this sword citizen Halt citizen do you have anything to trade? No, I mean not today. I'm waiting for work. Where do you work? Do they sell health cushions? No, I work at Tesco Who is Tesco? Can he craft me a health potion? Please citizen I need aid hmm This is going to require some stealth In the shadows I hold citizen I need eight do you have any health potions? halt halt citizen Yeah, do you have any just taking please? Is this a health potion? Yeah, yep health lexer potion whatever just it's been a few days now just Stop This is a commendable act citizen. You should be very proud farewell

♪ Nature Sound Emporium — Evening Bird Song - Nature Sounds for Relaxation, Meditation & Sleep 3

• @eternalclassic / 13416 2022-05-09