Among Us PowerPoint Defense

Bro really pulled out a PowerPoint 💀 Why I'm not the Imposter Pls dont vote me out Reason 1 I always do my tasks! You need to keep me around to win the game, im a good hard working Numero 2! You guys saw me do admin card number thingy! THIRD POINT! I DID NOT KILL ANYONE CAUSE I CANT! I AM A CREWMATE

A crewmate in Among Us presents an increasingly elaborate PowerPoint defending himself against accusations of being the Impostor. He lists doing tasks, swiping the admin card, and supposedly being unable to kill anyone, making the joke that a simple emergency meeting has turned into an absurd formal presentation. The audio is an earnest, defensive speech that heightens the comedic overreaction. EN: An Among Us crewmate presents an increasingly elaborate PowerPoint defending himself against accusations of being the Impostor. He lists doing tasks, swiping the admin card, and supposedly being unable to kill anyone, making the joke that a simple emergency meeting has turned into an absurd formal presentation. The audio is an earnest, defensive speech that heightens the comedic overreaction.

Um, I'm wondering if you have anything to say for yourself? Yeah, here's why it's not me, okay? Oh, it's a fucking- I have five reasons why it's not me. I always do my tasks. If you keep me around, I will win the game. I'm a hard-working crewmate. Next slide, please. You guys saw me do the admin card number thingy. Remember, like when you do the swipe? That's what I did just now. No, you didn't yeah, I did and I said cut me excuse Adrian. I did not kill anyone cuz I can't I'm a crewmate It's physically impossible for me to kill anyone. There's no kill bun. So it can't be me You want actually believe him damn if you vote me out you lose

• @eternalclassic / 13295 2022-05-07