Tech Workers Without Claude

POV: Tech workers without Claude A EMPLOYEES YOU'RE NOT THAT I THINK ALL DUDE DO YOU I DON'T THINK D CLAUDE Draft saved Recipients hwelo Hello Bist- ra

A skit portrays employees becoming increasingly incompetent and confused after Claude goes down. They struggle to fix a bug, spell their own name, write an email, and even ask to use the bathroom, while a frustrated coworker watches. The punchline is that the supposedly indispensable AI assistant has left the entire team unable to function.

Uh, the- the- So Claude is down and I'm getting a little bit worried about my employees. And by a little bit I mean the plot. Fix the bug. No, you're not- that- that- that's not how you call. You're not talking to Claude. Fix the bug now. I think all of their neurons are fried. Okay, can you at least get some emails done? Dude, do you know how to spell your own name? I just haven't had to do it in a while. Don't worry about it. I don't think it can think of themselves anymore B D D That is too hard Can I go to the bathroom? Why are you asking me that? I usually ask Claud

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