Tiny Plastic Babies Everywhere

Yes. I bought these so I could hide them everywhere for my fiancé to find. At first he thought it was a charming new bit of mine. He thought I only had one or two of these tiny plastic babies. He thought wrong. Hearing his deep exhausted sigh followed by “oh my god” because he has found baby #75 has brought me more joy than I could ever describe. The fear in his eyes when he opens anything because he is expecting a small plastic baby has produced more serotonin than you can imagine. He is a broken man. I have destroyed his hope of living a life free of tiny plastic babies. We will be finding these for the next 70 years. I will purchase these again.

A fake online product review describes someone hiding tiny plastic babies around the house for their fiancé to discover. The escalating number of babies and the fiancé’s exhaustion turn a harmless prank into a lifelong absurd obsession. It is shared as a reaction to jokes about commitment to a bit, harmless chaos, or relentlessly annoying a loved one. EN: A fake online product review describes someone hiding tiny plastic babies around the house for their fiancé to discover. The escalating number of babies and the fiancé’s exhaustion turn a harmless prank into a lifelong absurd obsession. It is shared as a reaction to jokes about commitment to a bit, harmless chaos, or relentlessly annoying a loved one.

• @eternalclassic / 12848 2022-04-29