You Just Gotta Time It Right

>>59281133 # nah, I got cheated on and took back the engagement ring in front of her family last Easter in the middle of dinner, reminded her that "her ring" was a promise to not suck off her ex boyfriends and told her to get accustomed to her parents house because she's moving back there with them at the end of the month. Wiped my mouth with my napkin, thanked everyone for a wonderful dinner and left while she was screaming, her mother was crying, and her father stared straight ahead still chewing. You just gotta time it right.

A black-and-white dinner scene shows a man calmly eating across from an anime-style maid while a 4chan-style post above describes publicly humiliating an unfaithful fiancée and taking back the engagement ring. The punchline is the narrator’s perfectly timed dramatic exit while the family reacts in shock and distress. It is sent as an absurd, savage reaction to situations involving revenge, cheating, or an impeccably timed comeback. EN: A black-and-white dinner scene shows a man calmly eating across from an anime-style maid while a 4chan-style post above describes publicly humiliating an unfaithful fiancée and taking back the engagement ring. The punchline is the narrator’s perfectly timed dramatic exit while the family reacts in shock and distress. It is sent as an absurd, savage reaction to situations involving revenge, cheating, or an impeccably timed comeback.

• @eternalclassic / 12708 2022-04-27