Holding On to All Three

Text on the meme

I rather just hold on to all three of you for comfort as time goes on What would your wife say Hoping she would walk away out of my life i want you to know this made me laugh harder than i have in the past 6 months

What it means

A screenshot of a humorous Twitter conversation in which someone says he wants to keep three people around for comfort, then admits he hopes his wife will leave his life. The joke is the unexpected escalation from sentimental attachment to blunt marital sabotage, followed by a reply saying it was exceptionally funny. EN: A screenshot of a humorous Twitter conversation in which someone says he wants to keep three people around for comfort, then admits he hopes his wife will leave his life. The joke is the unexpected escalation from sentimental attachment to blunt marital sabotage, followed by a reply saying it was exceptionally funny.

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Twitter thread / тред в Твиттере four profile avatars / четыре аватара профилей black smartphone-style interface / чёрный интерфейс смартфона white text / белый текст reply icons / значки ответа heart icons / значки сердечка retweet icons / значки ретвита three people referenced in text / три человека, упомянутые в тексте wife referenced in text / жена, упомянутая в тексте