Autistic Girlfriend and Mr. Waffles

>>527445706 # You really don't >t. has autistic gf She won't stop with her stupid fucking stuffed animals. I was fucking her on the bed last night like a machine and then went back to my room (we can't sleep in the same room because she likes a night light and her toys all over her fucking bed so I was just like screw it and bought a sofa bed for the den so I could get some fucking normal sleep) and she tells me to come back and give Mr. Waffles a kiss. Mr. Waffles is her giant stuffed hamster. I was drained of all my cum and stamina and just wanted to get some fucking sleep so I said no. Then she starts screeching "COME BACK AND GIVE MR. WAFFLES A HUG GIVE HIM A HUG HE CANT SLEEP WITHOUT A HUG" and jumping up and down on the bed, naked, with my cum dripping out her stupid fucking autistic pussy. Not gonna lie though, her big stupid tits basically make the entire thing worth it considering how much I fucking love massive hangers

A 4chan-style text post describes an explicit encounter with an autistic girlfriend who becomes upset because her giant stuffed hamster, Mr. Waffles, needs a kiss and a hug before sleeping. The punchline is the absurd collision of grotesque sexual oversharing, childish stuffed-animal behavior, and the narrator’s crude fixation on her breasts, paired with a startled Pepe reaction. It is used as an extreme, offensive reaction meme about bizarre internet posts and excessive oversharing.

• @eternalclassic / 12650 2022-04-26