I Have Dick Cancer

Text on the meme

🔞 NSFW I have dick cancer Rant I had this bump on my dick and I always thought it was normal but apparently not? I was naked at the locker rooms at school (as a joke it's complicated) and some guy saw the bump and told me it ain't normal and he brought the boys and well it wasn't. Told my dad, we went to the doctors and they're gonna remove my fucking dick before it spreads. I'm so fucking sad

What it means

A fake NSFW rant claims that a bump on the writer’s penis is cancerous and that doctors will remove it. The absurd escalation and distressed wording are paired with a shocked, horrified emoji face, creating dark shock humor. People send this meme as an exaggerated reaction to disturbing, unbelievable, or catastrophically bad news. EN: A fake NSFW rant claims that a bump on the writer’s penis is cancerous and that doctors will remove it. The absurd escalation and distressed wording are paired with a shocked, horrified emoji face, creating dark shock humor. People send this meme as an exaggerated reaction to disturbing, unbelievable, or catastrophically bad news.

Objects

shocked emoji face / шокированное лицо-эмодзи hands covering eyes / руки, закрывающие глаза large eyes / большие глаза red-orange face / красно-оранжевое лицо white text background / белый фон с текстом NSFW label / метка NSFW rant label / метка Rant text post / текстовый пост locker room / раздевалка school / школа doctor / врач hospital visit / визит к врачу