They Can't Keep Getting Away With It
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT >Russians/Chinese make paper tiger technology and brag about it to the world. >Americans get scared and invest 69 squijillion dollars in hyper advanced tech to one up them >After 4 years of R&D by Lockheed the new Super Ultra Death Machine Mk7 is put into mass production and begins being deployed >Turns out Russian/Chink tech either never existed in the first place or wasn't nearly as good as they said it was >Your scare tactics just encouraged America to jump 2 fucking tech generations ahead of you >Cycle repeats
A 4chan-style greentext describes Russia and China boasting about military technology, prompting the United States to massively overreact and develop an even more advanced weapon. The punchline is that the supposed threat may have been exaggerated or nonexistent, but the scare tactics still caused America to leap ahead technologically. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to claims that provoke an unnecessarily powerful response. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes Russia and China boasting about military technology, prompting the United States to massively overreact and develop an even more advanced weapon. The punchline is that the supposed threat may have been exaggerated or nonexistent, but the scare tactics still caused America to leap ahead technologically. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to claims that provoke an unnecessarily powerful response.
- @eternalclassic / 12326 2022-04-20
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- 4chan greentext
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- image
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- 569×800 · 64.2 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
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- en
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